Oh lordy!

Have you seen what comes up top in Google if you search for weft kitty?

We do!

I'm laughing so hard I think my spleen exploded.

You! You Googlebombed it! You despicable scavenger! I'm going to remove your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

The bestest and funniest part is that I didn't. Kitty.

Chulc-brained stupid ugly dog.

You do know these pages aren't indexed by search engines, so this will not work?

[...look disappointed]

Suitov? Yes they a-

[oops, Suitov's telekinetic elbow accidentally slips]

Yes, like I was saying, what a shame all this frighteningly, er I mean frightfully interesting discussion won't be spidered.

Or I would say quixotic mongrel.