Kegger

[prowls across with a keg of gunpowder]

I finished reading the instructions. Does anyone have a bridge or civic building they could sell to me?

Y'know - without any intention of putting it to the test, of course! - that makes me wonder how Sebastian's luck mixes with him getting blown up...

I wouldn't try. Unless ordered to, and this isn't an approved method, so it's unlikely.

is it can be blowin up time now?!

Wouldn't dumping it in a lot of water be quicker, cheaper, and quieter?

kaboom?

[at Pierce] No.

waaahh

Look. No.

you're no fun

Oh, on the contrary, I'm having a lot of fun. [Beams]

pretty plees?

Brooklyn Bridge.

Is that yours to sell?

Well.

No.

Who of the (more or less) present people would be most qualified to sell Brooklyn Bridge?

Sebastian or Suitov?

Qualified in what sense? Bare-faced fraudulence: Sebastian, definitely. Ability to fool Weft: either of us. Not difficult. Haggling skill: unknown. Illusion skill: me. Bridge-kinesis: Ian McKellen.

Likelihood to attempt it at all: Sebastian.

HEY, what d'you mean "not difficult"?

[Looks innocent]

You are both far too good at looking innocent.

Thank you. Tea?

Oh, Ha Ha. -_-

[Grins]

Baskerville: No, Innocent make smoothies... Oh, herro, kitty. I thought you'd still be over in Learning.

Weft: Why?

Baskerville: Playing with silkyarn, duh.

Weft: Huh?

Baskerville: The sale that's on in the Cantor shop? The yarn sale?

Weft: I hadn't... I'll be back later! [whisks off]

Baskerville: Milk from a baby. [evil tonguelolling grin; pats keg heavily with a forepaw] You. You're all mine, my beauty. We're going to have such fun together.