Dragon-scam 2

*looks amused*

I'd retort that I'm not allowed pests, but that would be patently untrue, so...

...but I still wouldn't be able to keep him.

(Besides, Mutt says something I don't understand about "assassin plus lizard adds up to a cheap Fad Taltosh(?) ripoff" and that I "probably don't deserve anything that insanely cute anyway".)

You could still bring him to visit though, right?

Adorable.

He is sort of a bit sweet I guess. I didn't take you for such a soft touch.

And vice versa.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't've.

*smiles in a way that just screams Sebbie.*

Quit it! QUIT IT!

What? What?

...nothing...

I think you need to take it easy, Sebastian. *concerned look*

Yes. Want a mug of cocoa? *offers mug*

No. *Glares at Helmine*

What, then?

Has little Treter fallen down a well? Someone's got spinach in their teeth? What?

You saw what she looked like! It's intolerable.

Why? You're not so repulsive. I'd say she has a fairly lucky selection of traits. If she made a little effort...

* sits down crosslegged, sips the cocoa and watches the show *

Ohh, Weft, the authority on female attractiveness?

Only journeyman, but thanks.

O_o