Yet more

Sorry Weft, this isn't aimed at you in any way - I just like it. Robin cats

(plus, at least they're masculine colours for Offwhite City's culture...)

These are nice too. And ooh, blues and greens! *happy*

exhibit a
exihbit 2
I REST YM CASE

This is so Weft if the eys were a sickly green isntead of Tortile blue.

Basaltine: A naughty kit finally got caught! Bad Weft, no terrorising the countryside [rolls around laughing]

Weft: [snootily] Purlease. No one will catch me dead out in the sticks unless I have to be. Frankly, no one, little old gentlemen or law enforcement industry, is likely to catch me at all unless I do something really stupid.

Basaltine: I bet there've been some near misses involving an accomplice and a chicken coop.

Weft: If you're calling me a chulc, you'd better be ready to die.

Basaltine: ...not actually what I was going for, but... what is a chulc?

Weft: Like a little rat dog.

Basaltine: You mean... a Maltese?

Weft: [looks that up] No! Not an attractive, cute small dog. Like a cross between a rat and a dog. Ugly, filthy, disease-carrying stinky things. We shoot them on sight.

Suitov: I find them more appealing than bichons, personally...

Basaltine: Most things are, and I say that with the impunity of having what I think is either poodle or Löwchen somewhere in my ancestry.

Weft: [makes a disgusted sort of cough, displaying the usual cold hatred for everything Suitov likes, does or thinks]

Basaltine: [sings Ninja by 7 Seconds of Love]

(Guess what musical we saw recently? And is still stuck in my head? Yeah. Guess!)

Mutt: When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?
Weft: Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street?
Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer?

Mutt: Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Weft: Familiar with candle, with book and with bell?
Mutt: Were you Whittington's friend? The Pied [chokes] assistant?
Weft: Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?

Mutt: Practical Cats!
Weft: Dramatical Cats!

Mutt: Pragmatical Cats!
Weft: Fanatical Cats!

Mutt: Oratorical Cats!
Weft: Delphic-oracle Cats!

Mutt: Skeptical Cats!
Weft: Dyspeptical Cats! Romantical Cats!
Mutt: Pedantical Cats! Critical Cats!
Weft: Parasitical Cats!

Mutt: Allegorical Cats!
Weft: Metaphorical Cats!
Mutt: Statistical Cats
Weft: And mystical Cats!

Mutt: Political Cats, hypocritical Cats!
Weft: Clerical Cats, hysterical Cats!
Mutt: Cynical Cats!
Weft: Rabbinical Cats!

Basaltine: [lower eyelid twitches] Oh. My. Grace.
Mutt: [looks slightly guilty]
Weft: [would look slightly guilty, but begins combing his hair instead]

Seb: *claps*
Hel: That was quaint. A bit boring. But quaint.
Arg: Perhaps if they were to sing of parasitical foxes, then would you have been happy?
Hel: ...well, only if the singer would've been as fat as you.

Mutt: For an encore, Weft will now sing Memor-- [drowned out by Basaltine's screaming]

Weft: No cotensticks. I'm bored of this now.

Mutt: I'm gonna flip out, like a ninja, 'cause that's what ninjas do-oo-oo...

Weft: DIE NOW.

Kitti-Sing say "Sometimes I sit and wonder, in my artless Japanese way, why it is that I am so much more attractive than anybody else in the whole world"

I seriously do not know where to start. This is like the zen of kitty links. It has rendered me speechless.

ETA this is their other model...

But.. the ears! what about the ears?

*stares*

It, uh. Uh.

Seb... demand royalties. I'll help with the "with menaces" part.

"Our model, Chicken"??

XD XD XD

I know! You couldn't invent this thing.

engineering for cats no wait.. the other wa round

did not address the issue of trees

Basaltine might like this one

another, this time, a video

I am in awe of this tortoise!

Darnit I want a tortoise. D:

Icon set

Those are fabulous and evil all in one. True kittylike behaviour there.

cat armour

ETA: found the armourer's/artist's site, with more