Discussion/voting: 06

But that's not subtle!

Seduce or bribe an official. Drop a clever little spell into the ballot vase. Change your name. Or take the job and perform so well that you're deposed within minutes.

*rereads the preceding a few times; is confused* Why would he be deposed if he performed well?

If he set up a corrupt system rife with nepotism and favouritism, retained vicious thug bodyguards and started siphoning bandwidth off to feed his YouTube habit or something, on the other hand, surely th... and just what was that "you're so hilariously naive" look for, hmm?

If I had a drink, my day would be perfect. Fochs, sweating and whining like a pig.

Yes, well, you'd know all about making pigs sweat and whine, wouldn't y--

*ducks*

You shouldn't be mean to piggies.

People should not be mean at all. *has written "I know it's naive and unrealistic..." written all over her face, metaphorically speaking*

Unless it's in the sense of "He's a mean cook". *wants glazed ham - ooh, honey and mustard...*

*coughs* So then. Is it all hail Sebastian and Siri, monarchs of the portal?

You do know you'll live to regret this, correct?

But of course. I prophesy disaster on a scale heretofore unknown except for that time I taught Weft an Animate String spell.

(Siri: I'm regretting it already! How am I supposed to moderate my fellow moderator?)

Sounds like fun ^_^
(provided there's an unbarred exit for anyone who's had too much of it)

Egresses remain clear as long as there are fire hazards around. *pointed look at dog and dragon*

*Ayu-Asra notices being looked at. Left head, um, preens, right ducks at watches Siri carefully in case she wants to pounce him*

Sylvie: Since it seems he's the mascot now, he'll stick around, so there'll be no exit problems. I think we're all set to start, yes?

Righty-ho. Now, I've never done this before, so I hope it works...

OK! I still don't know if this will work, but please take a look at the index, where we can now start conversations and things (I hope)!