Rat Chat 04

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Just as well. I don't know who'd suffer most if I started singing.

You would.

I think Nico wants to see me punished.

I didn't know she was that way inclined. But since I'm not... the other way?... inclined, I'm not going to attempt to grant her wish.

Hey Ves, Snog and everyone!

How about some ideas for puzzles? You've seen the sort of thing so far. A mixture of silly ones, head-screws, physical, mental, severe danger and mild peril...

My childhood hours watching The Crystal Maze and Knightmare suddenly seem less wasted.

The fun part of this is that it's not-Weft's-brother's best shot at trying to get me to talk to him in anything but cussing, and I have no idea if that was the idea. :D

He might prefer it if you talked to Weft. Kindly.

:)

Well, at least it would have been kinda affectionate cussing ^_^

Mr. Valdemar! Mr. Felix! I have YOUR homeland to thank for Suitov's infatuation--

(Suitov: Minor yen.)

--his minor yen for noisy clanking steam locomotives!!

Y'know, I think there was a labelled plan of the whole complex, including a "you are here!" dot, somewhere in the museum.

Then I hope Daaren is at least familiar with the concept of a representative diagram.

Or the concept of "you're the supposed freaking genius, you go and figure it out!"

I fear his method of unobtrusiveness will be more effective than mine, given the magical sophistication of the place.

(You do know, I suppose, that not everybody gets away with talking to me in that manner?)

I can read a map. I also thought Nico was just being grouchy.

I'm not so good at reading maps. I just ask.

Poor Daaren. :(

Pity Nico, she's the one actually in trouble.

*is embarrassed*

Hey, at least I get to hit someone, once our typist has had sleep.

Me? *looks a little worried*

*blink*
Not if you're not trying to hit me first.