This should be good

Suitov's going to get bitten! Hahahahahahahaaa!

Interesting choice of words-in-his-head there, with the "is in danger", as opposed to "is a danger".

Regarding the rug, you mean? I was trying to imply that it might be urinated upon.

Ah. We thought with "rug" you meant Mistake.

Well, he gets a brownie point for not referencing that "You're on my favourite rug" line from Amber. Can't stand those smug gits.