Promenade Hall

Bwahahaha! Methinks either Weft or me's gonna suffer for that one later.

Lick my boots. They're just that good.

Damn, they are.

Wilbur's, sadly. I would gladly have them. I'm sure they'd bring night to noontime sun.

Now I know what to bribe you with, I just have to think of something I want.

I'm oddly torn between delight and abject terror.

I'm amazed nobody has remarked on the rampant unicorn on the chief's chest.

It's a heraldic animal; why'd anyone comment?

A word to the wise, ma'am - never let the geek hear you say that.

Don't let me hear that, or I might try to introduce you to some...

And I guess I should not let Rige hear that. XD

Look, I can see it now. He'd go "But they're marvellous! Look at this one, for example, and this juvenile male, note the plumage(?)" and Helmine would... scream and... run away?

Nico, please don't offer to introduce him. He's bad enough talking about the ones he has met.

I'm laughing fit to bust a gut
have mercy on my spleen
can we please vote
Hellie for our queen?

I think we may need to remove the boots and scythe by force at the end of the evening...

Queen.

I like the sound of that.

Could I perhance be your major domo?

Knowing you, you'd connive to replace me. No.

I'll be Royal Food Taster! I called it first!

I just like the red heart, okay.

...and I so carefully refrained from asking if you were a fan of a certain plant, but you had to start it...

I don't even know what that means. I thought it was that shape because that's the shape your hands go when you plead...

Sneak purview. Rabbit.