Hex

You'd rather not know how many people suggested I say "I've got a cure for your itch"...

I don't have to ask, dearest.

I'll help!! said Siri, I'm good at foreign tongues

I'm especially good at twisting canine tongues.

Is that an offer?

How many rifle corps members does it take to pick an apple?

I'd guess one? Whatcha say?

The answer I was thinking of was... seven. One to shoulder arms, one to call the shot, one to ready, one to load, one to present and fire, one to call cease and one to clean up the apple puree.

I think I'd just pick up the apple instead of wasting valuable ammunition on it.

Alternative: One to make it wither off the tree.

Er

I mean you know if she or he was a plant magician like Sylvie, yeah.

This is my withering stare.

Coincidence, this is my ingratiating wag.

This is my creeping sense of dread.

This is some apple pie.

Who wants some? :D

Thank you.

*munches stressedly*