Roofchats 3

*bown, grinning* A small nuisance.

Neither.

A big pest, then?

No, that's your OTP Suitov.

Nah, he's too tall.

Yes, I am. I apologise for being so inconsiderate.

And apart from that he's taken.

I can't pretend to show remorse for that part.

Finally. :D

Disappointment? Is she displeased because I told her I'm a failure a lot of the time?

Yes. *whipcrack* Nico demands perfection in all her casual acquaintances. That's what it is, all right.

Yeah, for a start, you're too tall. Guys are supposed to be smaller'n me.

Umm... cosmetic amputation's forbidden under monastic rule...

Well, that's a good rule, anyway.

Basaltine: What about ear cropping?

Weft: Also forbidden, I guess. Although I don't think the issue has ever arisen.

Perry: If your voice is almos' as high as a preadolescent Instarrian male's, heh heh, there any other little snip you'd like to tell us about?

Weft: No there is not! Grace!

*in an appreciative tone* Perry, the way you asked that question was nasty.

Thanking you kindly. And you got to admit, you have to wonder.

Look at this thing! Sheer best.

And I am OWNING one of these.

If you put one of those hideous chair things in your bedroom I am sleeping on the roof.