Random Encounter chat 08

Sweeeetoffff...

I've told you. I will teach you to do it, I won't do it for you.

Those who say mortals can't have unpredictable alien minds were probably raised in a monastery because they can't have ever met a woman. ...*ducks and runs*

No, no... Women are alien to you because you were raised in a monastery and thus never got enough exposure to figure anything out.

And all men who grew up in normal surroundings understand women perfectly and never think they're crazy or unpredictable! *beams*

No, only the not stupid ones.

Do those exist?

*considers*

Well, everyone is stupid in some way, but, yes there are guys who are not stupid in that respect.

"What, is there any such thing as too d---ed cold?"

In before Suitov! Hee. *lobs marshmallows at him*

No.

Yes there is. Sea should be warm, including when lava flows go into it.

I'm taking votes: how badly is he going to get hurt?

Meaning Sebbie? No clue, unless there's foreshadowing I'm missing. We can always hope, of course.

And I'm not taking bets on if Mutt's suspicions about the 'dental equipment' are correct.

You can pick riches off people's teeth as well.

*genuinely charming smile*

Except usually you'll want them to be dead first.

Funny, I remember you being rather put out at the idea of my corpse being looted. Was that because I still had only my own teeth?

She thought I was going to loot her corpse, too! Do I sense a little fixation?

Uh, no, just a sense of realism.

The guy opposite probably fancied his chances, that's all. Sibble did say he was a fairy.

Mutt must really be frustrated if I'm getting to post. Whee! ^_^