Slogans 1

What slogan, tagline or motto would you attach to the storyboards you're in?
example Vanishings: a rath of kidnappings

I've not been in any for ages 'cept the inn. I want in on some big dramatic dealie with violence and strong language and cake. *sad puppy eyes if viewers look female and susceptible to cute*

hmm...
Basaltine: his author better hurry up and write him into something involving explosions
or maybe
Basaltine: fortified with vitamins and awesome

Random Encounter: Now with 90% less Sebastian.

Don't worry, they're obviously working towards some big scene involving y........ok start worrying

All the better that they aren't, I think. This is quite exciting!

What?

Random Encounter: Everything is better for added Ayu-Asra ?

Gods, yes!

*attempts to coax the lizard for a scritch*

*holds out an arm, with a certain dragon having himself firmly wrapped around her wrist and underarm*

If you can get him off me, you can keep him.

As much as it's appealing, I'm not allowed. And I don't think I could make him happy. He'll be better off with you. Or I certainly hope so.

Basaltine: Weft: So totally talking about Ayu-Asra, honest

Weft: Prruh? *completely lost*

Weft: Leg pulled until a mile long

Horror Hotel 2: A rambunctious comedy starring Anke, Basaltine, Wyldsong, Mutt, Nico and Michael Myers

I'm sure you'd do a better job than Michael Myers.

Sir,

I will have you know that I already live in a horror hotel...

*hack, cough* The correct honorific's "good brother"...

...also: wouldn't be caught dead not-really-dead-they're-never-really-dead- don't-turn-your-back-on-him-you-stupid-girl in a clown suit and will sneer pathetically at any reports to the contrary.

*tilts head and smiles thoughtfully* Why in the world do I get the feeling one of your crummy jobs did require you to wear a clown suit?

Don't clowns have to be funny?

No.

They Never Drink Wine: cause they're too busy fondling kittens