You're about as frightening as a kitten.
*stares at Weft for a while* *walks away, shaking her head and muttering "bloody waste of time"*
She was terrified. Mwa ha ha! Did you see?
And my writer thinks I am nuts. Oy.
... I guess I'll petname you Napoleon. *quietly* For more than one reason.
What? Someone's got to keep these petty bandits in line. Or they'll think they can go round being wizards and feeding people tea with impunity.
*Someone has dressed several dolls in cute little bat-capes and carefully markered fangy smiles on them.*
*grins*
*giggles*
H: That doesn't look like me. A: Only because smiling hurts your face...
*For some inexplicable reason, the doll representing Helmine is blue.*
*Oh, and the doll representing Sebastian is wearing a red toque and a false beard.*
*drops tin-clad figure into a crucible and melts it*
Assaulting an officer of the law! You shall be exter- arrested!
... Your club swears in little, straw-stuffed dollies, which are inanimate, as officers?
Query: That was a doll, not a miniature robot?
Well, it didn't move or make sounds, seemed about the right weight for a straw doll with a little bit of tin around it, and I found it in a display full of voodoo dolls.
Statement: Circumstantial evidence!
So?
Query: Do you have stairs in your house?
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