That voodoo that you do 11

*relieved eyebrowlift* Then yes. He is. And it's not fair on him.

H: Is that wedding bells I hear?
A: I dare say so! I should know!
H: Right. Think we'll look fat in gowns?
A: Not too much so. Just perfectly.
H: Hee.

Nico, you didn't tell me you were marrying. Who's doing your catering?

The daughters of the groom. *points at Helmine and Argilla*

H & A: *grin and wave*

With any help from Shii?

That might get interesting, but in the interest of avoiding too many heart attacks among guests, I'd say "no". Not catering directly, anyway.

I'll just crouch here poking these ashes with a knife blade and look offended on Shii's behalf, shall I?

... If it makes you happy.

Nah, I don't really think she needs anyone to fight her corner, especially not some stupid crazy monastic. Shii's capable. *grins at ashes*

Yes, that's why I thougth of asking her to take charge of kidnapping Sebastian.

...What?

What "what"?

You can't have a proper wedding without an abduction first.

Is that the rules?

Well, more like my personal opinion, actually, but hsomeone having an idea where the groom is wouldn't be bad, no?

*dubious* He has agreed to this, has he?

*confused* What makes you think I asked him?

*eyes the three of them suspiciously*

H: Trust us.
A: We are family.
H: ...
A: ...
Together: That sounded suspicious.

It did rather.

And I think I've heard Sebastian use "marriage" as a curse-word in the past.