Random Encounter chat 06

No, more like vague emotions.

[edges further away from the crazy mage]

'k.

And calm down; it's not like she's summoning a bolt of lightning or shower of rain on your head.

It's creepy. Anyone who does anything Suitov does is creepy.

Had YOU any thoughts about masks? One wonders why you asked.

Nico: No, just naturally curious. ^_^

Sylvie [frowns and lets the little cloud dissipate]: Weft... You talk. Suitov talks. Conclusion?

Nico: I don't think he ever claimed he wasn't creepy? [looks at Weft]

He breathes. I'll never forgive him.

Of course I'm creepy. Hel-lo? I kill people and children and enjoy it. I don't have a mask, though.

Nico: You reeeeaaally sure? [steps right next to Weft and squints at his jaw looking for the edge of a well-concealed mask]

[Sylvie sighs]

S...sort of?

Well, either that, or it's ingrown. You'll notice if it ever starts to hurt. ^_^

Hmm. Ever had your face shredded and stitched back together?

[stares through Weft blankly for a moment before smiling a bit more subduedly]
No, just half, and it was rather more complicated to restore.

Have you ever stitched back together someone's face? :)

No, I don't generally put them back together afterwards. That's the surgeons' job, if anyone's. Though I can do basic first aid and therapeutics, that's more along the lines of stopping bleeding or massaging sprained muscles.

So who was torturing you, or was it an accident?

[laughs] Unfortunate collision with malfunctioning machinery. Bloody thing went "boom".

So, is torture one of your hobbies?

[Sylvie facepalms]

Not a hobby, no.

hmmm, just want to be clear here...

Are you saying you have no interest, or that it's part of your job?

No it's not a burning interest or my idea of a fun evening out or anything. Nor is it something I'm exceptionally good at. I'm better in supporting roles, like looking menacing or holding people at weaponpoint.

We don't go round torturing people for no reason. That's barbaric.

[Counts the times Weft says "no", "not" or "nor".]

[Stares at Nico thoughtfully]

Your point being?

[Seems amused, though possibly by something else]

[to Weft]: Considering the sanity of everyone involved, particularly our authors', I suggest we continue that at some point in canon rather than here.

[to Sebastian, nodding in Suitov's direction] I'd like to know that, too. ^_^

Pfft, my author has heard this all before. Often in the form of threats against Him, His other characters, everyone they've ever loved, etc.

Canon would be nice. So people stop thinking I'm a cuddly kitty. Because apparently being a killer isn't bad enough, so maybe talking about roughing up some worthless lowlifes will have the desired effect... [muttergrowl]

Evidently Mister Crow think Sebbie is at risk of a cold rofl

Soup is better when they leave the bones in. Discuss.