Allo 39

What did they say at the hozza?

Psst. For anyone worried about or interested in Erin, Jess reports that the pup shows improvement. They were both seen by an evil nurse at the hozza, but it seems to be a virus that's abating now.

Erin has just made me a coffee, and therefore is, I assume, feeling much better.

LOL LET THE CRIP DO IT, EY? *is a terrible person*

Gawd moving is a beech! *whimper* Five days without Internet...

I only do these things because I love her I make awesome coffee.

Moving is the devil. Try not to get squished.

I don't get squished, I get ground into fine bonedust.

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So I need to eat more.

Perfect excuse!

My graphics card died.

Long live the graphics card!

'allo 'allo, Lond^H^H^H^H Jyväskylä calling!

im not sure its ur graphics card thts dead m8...try typing with ur eyes open and see how that works...:P

Hey, c'mon, Jyväskylä is the best town name ever. ;D

Well, apart from Chipping Sodbury.

Pfft, I bought a new shiny one. :P Of course I see. Live people mostly.

And if you thought those were funny, try Management by perkele, hmm?

*has a new favourite phrase!*

I love that there's an article on Finnish profanity on Wikipedia. I'd forgotten never heard of most of these.

Ooh, that's actually quite good.

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Switzerland is Hell? XD

Helvetia is a very hot place, apparently.

Oh, the puns! Oh, the caninity! *hits Snog with inflatable baseball bats*

Rawr. Stuff is still happening at home, but I shall endevour to post asap.

I think I have the attention span of a dead goldfish...

How can we help keep your attention? What would you like to play with? *g*

I like sorting postage stamps, but I'm running out of albums XD

I'm not sure how we could adapt philately to a message board storytelling context, but no doubt it must be possible...