Allo 19

I'm supposed to decide by the end of the year where my child is going to go to school in the fall. *collapses in fit of vapors* Pahdon meh while I lapse into total denial that Mah Bay-Bee is old enough to start school.

*cue Mommy Melt-Down*

*wanders off muttering*
Public or Private, Magnet, Vanguard or Charter.....

It's just kindergarten....it shouldn't be so hard to decide on a school!

I know my parents agonised over mine. I'm reliably informed the first rule of motherhood is 'Thou shalt worry', closely followed by the second rule of motherhood 'Thou shalt worry'.

I'm finding that out.
I'm also learning how to serve Guilt like a condiment at every meal!

This is confusing!

I think it's that time of year again. Here are some tips on having a happy family Christmas.

(Those last three words together... sounds like an oxymoron to me!) :D :D

I'll be disappearing for the weekend.

Yessir. Keeping your seat warm until Monday, sah!

Have fun, you crazy kids!

Ahem!

WOOF.

Sonata AAARGHTICA.

Oh sure, put your wallet in a zipped inner pocket.

And when the LABEL of the pocket gets CAUGHT in the ZIP?

Yi shrike.

Anyone want fruit smoothies?

Fruit smoothies! Yes please.

Yeee.

I totally got caught in my zipper today.

*hands out apple, honeydew and strawberry MURDALISED_FRUIT in frosted glasses*

I blame Julia for this... made one of those "quiz your friends about yourself!" memes.

Aren't they wonderfully addictive?!

See, the Werewolf boy is online occasionally. He just doesn't visit us.

Uh huh.

Well, I care not.

*bweg*

I feel his pain.

OxO Oh maaaaaan. Poor puppy.

*gasp* Don't squish the kittykittykins!