Red panda Mary Sue?!
Dammit, I have the monopoly on fulgens godmoders.
And this is cutting, coming from the Mirror...
...which would never dream of attempting to influence an election itself.
Yes, we Julias like the younger man...
CHOPPER! (see: Hunter)
(Who the swamp venom is Chopper?)
Aawww. How adorable!
Find your squirrel name! I'm Admiral Out Of Her(/Their) Tree, which proves its accuracy.
Julia from this day forward you will also be known as:
Colonel Scruff
*wipes tear-streaked face* It's so... beautiful! I'm so honoured!
It says I'm Corporal Scruff. The Scruff part is uncannily accurate, considering my ability to make even evening suits look scruffy.
Julia is a Pine Colonel and I'm just a Corporal? Oh, the iniquity.
But Slen is....
Lieutenant Von Bushy!!!
Recommended listening:
Mirrored Shades, Personal Demons, Tom, Hello Cosmo
Sarina from this day forward you will also be known as: Brigadier Drunkenpaws
*snickers madly*