Hehe! Check out the names of the guys in this band. Most amusing.
Ok, so this one is partly Simon's fault... but just to warn you:
HAZARDOUS CONTENT: If you find pictures of certain parts of anatomy disturbing, this is not for you!
Ye Fearless, click here!
Hmmm... well it's http://www.fillefeet.com
It's also obsessive and funny!
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*blinks*
*BLINKS*
Simon! You... toerag? *cackle*
I haven't found Simon or Julia to ask them if they mind their characters appearing on this. So if you do, gimme a yell and I'll take them out.
Random pairing generator!
Snarkli was at a Nightwish concert when he decided to seduce Weft. So he took him back to his home and they 'meditated' together.
Agueda was stalking something in the dark when she ran into Kerak. She decided they needed to 'know each other better' and eventually they planted a tree together.
100% in-character on the former's part, this is:
Flea was bored, bored, BORED when she inadvertedly injured Serpentine. She blipped him on the head and eventually they married and adopted two children.
Müttly Föe was scaling the walls of a harem when he decided it was more fun to tease Weft. So he got him sloshed and they 'meditated' together.
...my poor baby.
Tim was taking a break from his plans for world domination when he drank a potion which made him fall in love with Weft. So he carried him to the trash can he usually brought his catches to and they had mad bunny sex.
...my poor baby!
Sebastian was angsting prettily when he realised he couldn't stop thinking about Kerak. So he got him drunk and got his nose busted.
Sebastian was going about his usual business when he saw Kerak. So he took him to a karaoke bar and tickled him all over with feathers.
Sebastian wishes to note that no, nobody sang Abba.
Whereas, if it had been Weft...
"If only he would write meeeeeiiih or call,
A word of explanation, that's alllll,
It would stop me cliiiimbing the walllll,
It's breaking up a happy home..."
This extract meant for anyone in particular, Mutt?
*pauses to see to digit joints*
My chiropractor told me that my habit didn't cause arthritis either.
However, I don't have to pull on my fingers to form the bubble which causes the initial crack: my joints are naturally pulling apart like that! Nice!
Me cracking my knuckles... or back, or neck, or knees, or toes or shoulders, etc. actually puts it right again, which is why it hurts if I don't.
*whistles*
Seems the EZ peeps are having a spot of trouble. One of their admins got banned for posting the exact same announcement to all their circle boards. Duplicate posts get flagged as spam, y'see. And the EZers are UPSET that their hosted board system has taken measures to prevent spamming. An circle admin account has been banned before for spamming.
I wonder (once again) why they don't have ONE board forum designated for announcements, then link to that from all other boards in the circle. Saves time posting the same thing everywhere, saves time for users who can check on announcement forum instead of a dozen, and doesn't flag the spam filter.
But then they'd have one less thing to gripe about, and that would make them less amusing to me.
Zowies!
*has nothing sensible to add*
Oh, have you seen Fathers 4 Justice? Especially see the news links at the bottom of that page. Last I heard they climbed onto the roof of a courtroom to show support for one of their number, who was on trial for... well... climbing onto a roof to protest. They're great lads. And Spiderman, Decontamination Man and Batman have come out in support of them, which is nice.
Ah! *is doing news* See, here we go.
*grr* Today's Thought for the Day speaker says the British hostage in Iraq should be like Jesus and die for us all.
Not inspired, Ms Atkins.
Monkey Island 1&2 downloadable!
Might still be there if you're quick:
http://www.brainybitch.com/bitingfaery/ MONKEYISLAND1AND2.EXE
Heh. No.