Something made me very wary about looking at that...
*innocent look*
Agueda? Lance? Ish?
...What a load of Drosophila.
Discworld fans. You will die. *diesdiesDIESdies*
[Found through the Discworld LJcommunity where it was linked by "gabbysun".]
Catrix
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For Slen:

Eek! Why do they always expand? Can anyone resize?
Personally I like:
You should be women,
But your beards forbid me to interpret
That you are so.
(Macduff to the three witches, sometime in the first act)
But then I'm just sympathetic to androgen imbalances in general. *cackles* Fillet of a fenny snake... sorry? Oh, no, just thinking aloud.
"What, you egg!" (kills him) "Young fry of treachery."
"He has killed me, mother! Run away, I pray you."
...off the top of my overworked head.
Thrice for mine, and thrice for thine, and thrice again to make up nine!
For a spell of powerful trouble,
like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
*guffaws at "overworked"*
Aroint thee, witch!
Oi, ho, I never said what was required to overwork it!
Power napping (Mutt approves.)
I'll drain him dry as hay!