Amusing Finds

"I Lost Almost Three Feet with Atkins!" (So why is the right-hand pic taller?)

Uh oh!

(Save trees)

*Mutt dies from luv* I HAVE THE ONE ON THE LEFT!

Brits and Aussies may recognise this from their puppyhood.

And thus tomorrow you will know for certain that I am writing the quiz of doom, and not just pretending. (Or at least that I'm precog.) *EG*

Sparklypoo *DIES*

Heeeeeheeeeheeeeeeehahahahahohohoho *breath* eheeeeehheeeee!!!1

Wuffies! Including Barguests and Guytrashes, which Candy asked me about recently.

Not quite accurate about "not a single recorded incident, legend or story in which a hound is in any way pleasant"; in some stories the black dog walks silently alongside a traveller then disappears, later turning out to have protected him from robbers or murderers.

Also a brief (very brief) discussion of the Harry Potter connections, in the comments at the bottom. It doesn't mention the gytrashes in the video games.

And you thought I made up all that hellhound nonsense... *whuffle*

*snickers madly*
I love those quizzes.
"Did Juneau" *dies*
My best score yet!
Sadly, I can't tell a gardenia from a magnolia blossom. Be steahl mah suthern heart. Ah'm so ashamed! *collapses on fainting couch* Cud one of yew fiiine gentlemen bring a cold glass of iced tea to a lay d in distress?

Suitov materialises with extra ice.

Hobbitses!

That "when hobbits attack" icon creeps me out. Seriously. Whoa.

Jessica Rabbit, Maleficent... rawk.

FOX!

Good Omens ficlet,
found in an obscure way through the Gaiman's blog (not linked by him). I don't normally read fanfic at all, but was tipped off that it was short and amusing.

Found via Ree's DeadJournal.

(When you've finished entering all your names...
The results for "Weft", "Sirius" and "Suitov" are neat. But check out "Baskerville"!)

(And. Try "Weft"..........OMH ASDFGDSGJAFKSDJ%$"# AND ZADE!
*is killed in a very overstated and bloody manner*)

kukuxumusu.com

Thought these were relatively amusing! Considering buying 'Escondido' for Slen. Hehe!

...oh my Goth. Serpentine gave the result "Super-cute Demon Penguin -San" in the latter one.

Pika?

ARGH!"!!!

AAAAA!

OH GOD, MY EYES!