Amusing Finds 4

That would be nice if it let you put little explanations! I like to not choose any answer sometimes just to make it easy on the program to laugh at me. rofl. If I have no clue, why guess??

One and two

I swear, I'm not trying to pick on LotR or anything; its fans just seem to have the most amusing LJicons. Which may be worrying in itself.

Three and four.

There, non-LOTR ones. Discworld and Sinfest!

(I just saw someone with an icon apparently shipping Vimes and Vetinari. Oh dogs. Scrub my brain out with a rusty Brillo pad, for the image, it hurrrrts.)

The Manchester Metro newspaper runs Nemi cartoons daily.

I've resisted pimping this until now (though readers of Neil Gaiman's blog feed will of course have noticed it) - but Pterry beat Captain @$$#@%% Sparrow, HAHA!

The next President of the US will be Pterry or Gneil. Your vote counts.
(Vetinari for VP. You know it makes sense.)


The LJ user disc_sophist has some neat usericons. Highlights: this, this (Carabas!), this, this, THIS and this. And thisan'this just for Candy.

Finland bans Donald Duck!!!! Or... not.

Don't read the following text until you've had a go at this for yourself, or determined that you can't be bothered/don't want to.

Really.

Last warning!

Ye shall make you no venus de milo nor david, neither rear you up a stressing image, neither shall ye set up any image of peanut butter in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the stickiness your breath.

Ye shall keep my rabbit's foot, and take my plural: I am the cess pit.

If ye tickle in my statutes, and keep my meeting, and do them;

Then I will give you wraith in due season, and the small wooden object shall yield her increase, and the trees of the sand pit shall yield their tank top.

And your chewing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the looking resplendent time: and ye shall eat your edumacation to the full, and dwell in your pyramid safely.

And I will give result in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you restorative: and I will rid evil cat out of the land, neither shall the lava lamp go through your land.

And ye shall think your enemies, and they shall levitate before you by the light-emitting diode.

And five of you shall be an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to sleep: and your enemies shall retake before you by the blender.

For I will have respect unto you, and make you short, and respect you, and establish my health with you.

And ye shall eat old raisin, and bring forth the old because of the new.

And I set my threat among you: and my soul shall not tan you.

And I will boggle among you, and will be your sapling, and ye shall be my fork.

I am the coil your hindleg, which brought you forth out of the land of work, that ye should not be their gas giants; and I have broken the bands of your serpent, and made you go flatulent.

And I've never read Leviticus, so had abolutely no foreknowledge. So-oul, I hear you calling...!

Rattus

DNA!!!! Squeeeeeeeee!

DNA is cuddly, but THIS is squeeeee!!

Anyone who claims that looks a little like Suitov is either perceptive or suggestible.

I don't know if any of you've heard of these. I might have mentioned them once or twice before.

My colleagues have been killing themselves laughing over this:
Red Meat Generator

poor example

Somebody has stolen our Squirrel's Definitions idea! *g*

*sob-wail*

This is for Slen mainly, because as a tiger fan he really ought to know who Hobbes is. Philistine.

(More strips)

The Dad Polls!
*dies*
This strip is even funnier now that I'm a parent
(Maybe I should be more afraid than amused??)

Cat and Mouse
Some Time Later

Equitable.
Educational.
Ascii.
Just cool.

Oh, and... Awesome.

Recommended viewing: the art of M.C. Esher. (Not a rapper.)

*sings* Livin' in Escher's World it see-eems / We're wide awake within our dreams.... Woot.

Though Pasht already knows this, I'm sure...